So, you know how celebrities have these “day in the life” videos? The ones where they wake up at 4 a.m., do yoga on a mountaintop, drink green juice that probably tastes like lawn clippings, and then, like, conquer the world before lunch? Yeah, I thought I’d try that. For a week.

I picked Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. I mean, who doesn’t want to be The Rock? His routine involves: 4:00 a.m. Rise, cardio on an empty stomach, followed by an insane breakfast (steak, eggs, oatmeal…), then a multi-hour workout, promoting his various businesses, and spending quality time with his family. Daily.

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Breakfast small win, no smoke alarm. Leg day Total defeat. Couldn't walk for two days. And my stomach flat out rejected the cheat meal Guess I'm not quite The Rock
Breakfast small win, no smoke alarm. Leg day Total defeat. Couldn’t walk for two days. And my stomach flat out rejected the cheat meal Guess I’m not quite The Rock

Breakfast was slightly less disastrous. I managed to cook the steak without setting off the smoke alarm. The workout, however, was another story. I attempted his “leg day.” I couldn’t walk properly for two days. I also tried to do his “cheat meal” (several pizzas and cookies), but my stomach staged a revolt.

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